Twinkies

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 01/01/2018 at 14:31 • Filed to: Alternatives

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They don’t have to be imported. You can have one right now. And they taste better.

Just sayin’.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Chariotoflove 01/01/2018 at 14:37

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ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 01/01/2018 at 14:37

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“food”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Chariotoflove 01/01/2018 at 14:40

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Ever had one fried? Shits amazing

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 01/01/2018 at 14:47

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Zingers > Twinkies

MM54 > ttyymmnn 01/01/2018 at 15:22

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They may be “food” but they are delicious “food”

MM54 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/01/2018 at 15:23

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This is on my list of things to try some day. Based on Oreo vs Fried Oreo, I cannot imagine a deep fried Twinkie not being incredible

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Chariotoflove 01/01/2018 at 15:29

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I’d only consume them in a post nuclear apocalypse world where it’s either a Twinkie or roasted rad roach meat. The preservatives in these things are probably meant for that scenario.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MM54 01/01/2018 at 15:39

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Imagine like gooey warm waffle. It’s kinda like that. But corn syrup instead of maple

PatBateman > WilliamsSW 01/01/2018 at 16:00

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NO.

WilliamsSW > PatBateman 01/01/2018 at 16:11

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LOL I’m biased because my mom would only buy Zingers when I was a kid for some reason.

Chariotoflove > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/01/2018 at 16:24

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I have. I expected it to be good but found it to be meh. I think it may have not been done as well as it could have been.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 01/01/2018 at 16:25

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This is a defensible view point. But still wrong.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 01/01/2018 at 16:26

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Food substitute

Chariotoflove > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/01/2018 at 16:26

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But why not both?

Textured Soy Protein > Chariotoflove 01/04/2018 at 18:31

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When I was a kid, my dad’s company picnics were at this big “farm” where it was really like, a company picnic place with pavilions, baseball fields, etc. They always had a dessert table for the kids of mass quantities of Twinkies and other such items. My parents were never ones to buy that kind of crap for us so I would eat about 10 Twinkies at every company picnic.

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 01/04/2018 at 19:04

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As well you should.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/23/2018 at 19:00

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Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Chariotoflove 01/23/2018 at 19:02

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Every few years I’ll buy one just to see if they’re recaptured the magic. Sadly, no magic to report. They’ve changed a lot since I was a kid.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/23/2018 at 19:04

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lmao..... but... holy bejeebus how far back did you go to find this comment

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 01/23/2018 at 19:08

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New year’s day? Twinkies have always been dear to me (before being corrupted by Big Preservative)

Chariotoflove > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/23/2018 at 23:22

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They have more of a honey taste now than I remember. I’m still glad they’re back though

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Chariotoflove 01/23/2018 at 23:44

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When did they go away? The filling has changed over the years. Nothing like it used to be. I blame science.

Chariotoflove > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/24/2018 at 01:01

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There was a period a few years ago when the Hostess brand went belly up. Someone bought the rights and brought twinkies back.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Chariotoflove 01/24/2018 at 16:53

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Right. I forgot about the bankruptcy. Still, I wish they’d go back to the original recipe, kinda like Coke did once they realized their product sucked.

Chariotoflove > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/24/2018 at 18:23

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You know that before WWII, twinkies had a cream filling, but they switched to the fluff they have now because dairy became scarce in the war? I’d have liked to try those.